rnph:

there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

(Source: 180mph, via anclyhurley)

queerfabulousmermaid:

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

the goddamn truth

(via negressive)

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

(Source: vanessaannes, via towesttexas)

cokestream:

* seductively flips leg hair* 

(via vincecarters)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via penal-tea)

casisinlovewithdean:

The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.

(via towesttexas)