there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
the goddamn truth
i really need a day between saturday and sunday
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka