nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

masterhawki:

mewtwowithaweave:

cross-dressingsatanlobster:

have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought

they did the do

when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg

they did the do 

when people get married and go on a honeymoon

they’re doing the do

(Source: screw-happilyeverafter)

pospiscal:

sexual orientation: not u

krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

(Source: happybutts)

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

(Source: thesickestjokes)

juicepouch:

righteouskungfu:

juicepouch:

why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong

I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside

touché

(Source: heavymetalhero)

enemafrost:

what if i jus t

dont…

dO it?

drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

same

scargasm:

If I ever give you head, I’m doing you a favour

If I ever let you give me head, I’m still doing you a favour

See how that works

(Source: thebongconnection)

nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

(Source: punkasslouis)

gentlemancrow:

Yes hello I have tried out adulthood and I have found it’s not really working out for me is it possible to get a refund

(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid)